As the bigots barricade wedded bliss, I am even happier to give it a miss.
Not being a retired Australian tennis player, I’m hardly qualified to offer my opinion on same-sex marriage.
But still, as a happily partnered, never-married man, I can’t stand idly by while self-appointed moral umpires make out that marriage is just so incredibly special that only select people should be allowed to have a swing at it.