Why is there such a hullabaloo about gay marriage? Surely straight people aren’t that bigoted that they can’t see the obvious boon to the institution of marriage that the gay community will give it? Pardon the pun, but the whole marriage thing needs a shot in the bum. Weddings and marriage have become tired. No wonder they never last. Look what the gay community did for Kylie Minogue – they made some average and embarrassing Neighbours dwarf a national icon.

If the gay community manage to do for weddings what they have done for street parades then weddings are about to become dynamic, exciting, incredible events.

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