You ever had the retinas slowly peeled from your eyeballs? It’s an interesting experience, excruciating really, and if you’re wondering what it might feel like there’s now a comparatively safe analogue. You can read über-trolumnist Miranda Devine’s Lesbian Mums Caused the London Riots effort on Sunday.

OK. I’m being unfair. What she actually meant was Penny Wong caused the London riots because she’s a lesbian who’s done terrible lesby-things to another one of Those People and they made an abomination in the eyes of God. Which caused the London Riots.

Or something.

For the full article, click here.

For Miranda Devine’s original piece, click here.